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Q: What kind of a doctor fixes broken websites?
A: An 'URL'ologist..!!
Do u know what does the computer think of you when u sit in front of it...
U hav a compute addiction wen u kiss ur girlfriend's homepage. Ur dog has its own website. And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!
Q: How many Software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Tats a Hardware problem!
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of FOREIGN KEY relationships
Girls are like internet domain names... The ones I like are already taken.
The Theorem for Bill Gates...
"Computers are like air conditioners, They stop working properly when you open Windows"Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
I love u Linux
Your soul is pure
For my servers
You're so secure
Come sit on my laptop
And on the tower
Let's turn you on
And feel your power
Q. Whr's an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?
A. The spacebar!
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses...!
A system administrator is like Santa Claus, nobody really knows what he does most of the time.
Best inspiring Msg of d year: 'If ur born poor, then its not ur mistake. But.. if u die poor, Its ur mistake.'
Computers r machines to help you solve problems u wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
Computers are Like Women... You do the same thing for years and suddenly it's wrong.
Q. What's da diff between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
A. The car salesman can probably drive!
Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside.
A printer consists of 3 main parts: The case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
A software engg was smokin in office. Gal says,Cant u c da warning "Smoking is Injurious 2 Health"? 2 dis da engg says-V bother only abt Errors not Warnings!!