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Flirting sms

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The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights...but you I love more !

I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer.Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!

There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him.

I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights...but you I love more !

I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one.

Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!

Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend!Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you.

Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you.

If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby.

If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me.

In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.

Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.

Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't!I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes!

If love is blind, how will she find me ?

Never make love in the garden or in the fields... For love might be blind but your neighbours not!

If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever ...

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.

It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!

Where ever you're going, I'm going your way!Are you free for the rest of your life?

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!

I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!

Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!

Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?

If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!

Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!

Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!

If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!

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